WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS,

How fucking weird is this? You'd think there'd be someone with a mutation that could fix this kind of brain thing. I wonder if she's gonna switch back ever.



I'm not talking about Eudora for a change either.

Okay what the ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON??

Where are we and where is my brother and why why can I barely fucking MOVE

Awww you guys, it's like my BIRTHDAY or something. Count me the fuck in and do your worst.

Post secrets were lame this week jesus fuck. Also, God doesn't hate Adrien because God doesn't exist. Have at it, Bible Bashers, I dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

( Kate )

Sedate me for Ewdora's speech, or I'm not going to grad.


Oh, and congrats bitches!

You know what, fuckers? You should be scared of me. Call me a traitor again and I’ll take these fucking gloves off and come find you and make you wet you pants in a way that'll void your ability to have children and spread your ignorant bullshit down to the next generation. I mean, I’m a murderer right? It wouldn’t be much of a stretch right? Assholes.

None of you have a fucking clue what it’s like for us so shut the fuck up.


Leave Rogue alone, too.

im back. i burned all my gloves when i was cured. no one come near me until i get some more, i dont trust the ones the hospital gave me.

im serious.


( Warren, Gemma, Rogue, Adrien, Noah, Kevin )


( Art )

Prom was fucking awesome. Who knew? I'm a ~Real Princess~ now too, how sweet. I think you guys meant to vote for my brother though...

Thanks for being my date, Art!

I love Post Secrets. I'm not going to wear anything but a bikini this summer, jsyk.

Also, this Prom. Is it like a real Prom? Teen-Movie-Finding-Yourself-Montage-Crowns-Tulle-and-Tuxedo-Prom? FOR REAL FOR REAL?

Help. I'm tanning.

Someone come and provide me shade.

To My Secret Admirer: I'M FLATTERED

To The Hater: I'm probably sick of looking at you too, but do you see me making passive aggresive jpgs. NO YOU DO NOT.

Hey Hendrix, you remember Manny from Detroit? Guy with the suspicious 'tattoo' of an iris on his hip. His band's gonna be in the city this week playing a few gigs, I said we'd meet up with the guys. Just letting you know what your plans are. ( Private to Hendrix )

( Private to Jaya )

Hey Art, wanna come with me to this shindig?

Before anyone else gets in there with this predictable yet classic insult; who are you asking to the dance, Hendrix?

Aw shucks you guys, thanks whoever that was. My boobs look great in that shot.

HENDRIX. WHAT THE FUCK.

Okay SERIOUSLY NOW. Who keeps making the old people secrets? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

Also, what happened in Vegas? Because apparently it doesn't stay in Vegas.